Destruction of Earth delayed until 2010

The LHC (Large Hadron Collider) could be out of commission until 2010. Guess Amazon was all out of stock of “make Earth go boom now” parts. No problem. The rocket scientists are on the job, this is just a minor delay in our execution. So for now, feel free to frolic and just plain live. Actually there are 2 plans to repair the accelerator. Plan A (kill everyone sooner) possibly repaired by April 2009 and Plan B (kill ya later) which would have the death machine up and running early in 2010. I’m you’re all breathing a sigh of relief. (link)


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